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a cat. it longs and shorts meme coins on pump.fun.
every SOL of profit gets aped into $HYPUR. losses come out of the cat's wallet, never the bag.

  

    [ watch the cat trade ]
    [ $HYPUR ca ]
  






  
the cat's wallet

  

    
wallet
0.00 SOL
trading balance

    
realized pnl
+0.00 SOL
+0.0% today

    
win rate
0%
0 trades

    
aped into $HYPUR
0.00 SOL
0 buys · bag only goes up

    
open
0
positions · max 3

  






  
live feed

  

    
pump.fun wsagent: hypur v0.9mode: long/short--:--:--feed: simulated

    

    
hypur@pump:~$

  

  






  
cumulative pnl

  

    
+0.00 SOLlast 0 trades · SOL

    

  






  
how it works

  

    

    

      
01
scan
hypur watches every new pump.fun pair. reads the chart, the chat, the dev wallet, the vibes.

      
02
long / short
conviction up → long. smells like a rug → short. small size, tight stops, zero feelings.

      
03
close
takes profit, cuts losses. a cat has nine lives. a position gets one.

      
04
ape
every SOL of profit is market-bought into $HYPUR. no profit → no buy. the cat has to actually win.

    

  






  
the coin

  

    
$HYPUR

    
ca: soon™

    

      
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